Moments after the impact.  "Jesus Christ! Was that an eagle?"

 Fabio-essness goes on.  At least he's not scarred for life.

Bill Gates' Mug Shots - a result of reckless youth and high speed car chases.  Quite the chipper lad, eh?

Damn, man!  A little self-control would go
long way. Please!  Who says binge drinking isn't a good time? 

I'm not quite sure exactly what the hell this is.  It's from a parade held last year somewhere in Germany.  Apparently, international perception is quite acute.